A New Year's Meme! With Cookies In!

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THE COOKIE MEME

A holiday tradition... just a few days late! Whether you squirreled a tin away and are only just bringing it out to savor, you picked one out on a steep discount, or you went the extra mile and made some from scratch, for some reason these are... different than you'd intended them to be.

(Or maybe you didn't. Heheheh.)

• Danish Butter Cookie - Eating one of these classics of the season is a warming experience - whatever mood you were in before, this cookie instills MODERATELY PLEASANT FEELINGS in you. (Not too overwhelming, though!)
  
• Chocolate Chip - This cookie makes the eater MORE AFFECTIONATE than they'd otherwise be. Just a little cuddlier than normal, is all!
  
• Almond Cookie - Not everyone enjoys (or can have!) chocolate, and one of the alternatives is based on this prominent nut instead of having cocoa as an ingredient. While the taste is fine, eating this cookie makes you MORE CONTRARIAN, taking the opposite stance of whoever you're talking to. That's just the mood you're in!
  
• Lemon/Lime Thin Cookies - Do you like sour in a cookie? Well, too bad, because this one INVERTS YOUR MORALITY. However your normal disposition, you now feel the opposite - or just act the opposite! (Or both!)
  
• Peanut Butter - Lots of people enjoy peanut butter! Moreso than chocolate chip above, eating this sticky treat makes you A LOT MORE CLINGY with your companion. You just want to spread the love!
  
• Macadamia Nut Cookies - Macadamias are sweet - eating one of these makes you WANT TO BE SWEET towards whoever gave you the cookie... or just in general!
• Double Fudge - Nothing changes about you for indulging in this chocolatey treat - but the world around you is suddenly a lot more NOIR! If you're particularly genre-savvy in this particular field, hope you know how to have a good time in this new-'old'-styled world! And if you're not, you'd best hope you're not the only one stuck here.
  
• White Chocolate Drizzle - Who likes white chocolate? Well, I like white chocolate, so there! In any case, this cookie lets you CHANGE YOUR COATING - without having to take on or off any clothes yourself! Now isn't that a treat?
  
• Jam Cookies - These cookies are small, and they're the stackable ones - eat one of these and suddenly THERE'S MORE THAN ONE OF YOU. ... Maybe you can split the rest of the tin? It's still you eating it, after all!
  
• Snickerdoodles - Despite the name, the spice in these isn't to be laughed at. Eat one of these, and you BECOME A DRAGON - who's going to laugh at you now, huh?
  
• Ginger Snaps - These have much more of a kick than snickerdoodles: eat one and, even if you think they taste perfectly fine, you gain the ABILITY TO SPIT FIRE!
  
• Frosted Sugar Cookies - Don't you feel like a kid eating these? Well, eating this cookie has one of two effects: either you PHYSICALLY SHRINK to the size of a child (whether you were one or not!), or you LOSE MEMORIES of being an adult. (Player's choice, however - you can do both if you wish!)
• Thin Mints - Wait, how did these get in here? Eating one of these makes you WANT TO BE HELPFUL, even if it doesn't necessarily make you able to solve all kinds of problems...
• Chocolate Lava Cookies - These are messier on the inside than the outside: eating one of these turns the floor of whatever building you're in into (FAKE) LAVA!
• Snowball Cookies - Sure, their powdered sugar coating makes them more of a mess to eat than most cookies - but eating one of these brings on a SNOW DAY for you to enjoy! Hope you have your winter gear, because it's time to play!
  
• Sugar Cookies - Perfectly plain, sometimes you're just in a mood for some sugar. Eating one of these CANCELS THE EFFECTS of any of the other cookies you've eaten - isn't it nice not to have to clean up?